After fancying my flatmate for weeks, I finally pulled him a club and we made our way back to ours to do the deed. As we were both absolutely steaming, we proceeded to have sex loudly on our kitchen table. Half-way through the act, our most shyest and awkward flatmate stumbled in on us mid doggy position. Safe to say they didn’t venture back out of their room for the rest of the year.

Miss R